Friday, February 11, 2011

Inmate Humor



Just in case you can't read the text at the bottom of the illustration, it says:
"Sorry that you possess some of the skills and abilities to perform this job, a family with no food, a life to live, and the privilege of being released back into society for repaying your debt but I can't hire you because you have a criminal background and aren't as worthy as those who haven't gotten caught yet to wear their inmate number on their forehead for the rest of their lives!"

Note: The interviewee has his inmate number tattooed to his forehead and the employer's name is Mr. Liar!
This speaks pure sarcasm to those employers who have everything to say about the activities of ex-offenders and do nothing but lie to try to help the situation. Everyone including these snotty employers is an 'ex-offender/sinner,' some just haven't been caught yet!

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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

EXPRESSIONS


When I laugh, cry, retaliate, and be mad, sad or original, it’s all shown through me.  A communication used through various body languages for the world to interpret. 
I am an interpreter of feeling.  A language that is given through a certain face made, the switch of a hip, the stomp of a foot, through song, or poetry etc… I am a mood.  My mood may be humble, pleasant, or insane.  I give off that happy, mad, neutral energy.  I inspire you to get into a certain mood from the energy I distribute.  I’m often misunderstood.  I’m me…..
“EXPRESSIONS”

Lisa and I are taking snap shots of how we felt at the moment--silly.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

UDC...Step Your Game Up!

I was just sitting back, thinking about my semester at NBC and how the journalism department is lacking at UDC. Here I am, sitting at a conference room table at NBC along with other media students from Howard University and American University...it was intimidating. I dreaded those times that our instructor would babble with us about the types of equipment and software's being used at our institutions because it was noticeably foreign to the students from UDC. Students from AU would discuss their gadgets that they've used and what projects they've completed with the entire media department. I among other students from UDC would sit back at sea, wondering what the hell they were talking about and why we were deprived of these sort of opportunities. Then my light bulb shined brighter...duuhhh, that's why they pay more money than us, these schools can afford to provide these opportunities to their students and UDC cannot and I'm fine with that. However, the instructor liked to discuss the activities, events, and opportunities that were happening locally and I later learned that on many occasions, UDC was always offered the equipment and software's that NBC had to donate and were always unresponsive. These donations are being utilized by other local institutions to expose their students to experiences and from that, opportunities that we (media students) are deprived of ; I can't seem to make since of it, can you?

UDC has a television station that their journalism students have never stepped foot in; does this make sense to you? I was in Aruba last week and our hotel casino caught on fire. Of course, TV crews were out of the scene and I ran into one crew from channel 14 who appeared young and humorous. We began conversing and one of his colleagues began filming me and I began to act as if I was doing a news story. My close girlfriend who accompanied me on the trip and holds a communication degree from Central State went on to do her news story which was extremely different from my own. Another girlfriend said "she did better than you." I noticed that and it kind of went in one ear and out of the other but she has also been exposed to different learning resources (Central State vs UDC). I have taken a public speaking course at UDC; however, she has taken a course that is just for broadcasting and news reporting. You would have thought that it would have been part of the curriculum in the news reporting course that they offer here at UDC but IT'S NOT...just like the broadcast journalism course that finds its way onto the list of required courses for journalism students is never available...I don't even think that it exist, it just looks good!

Make no mistake about it, this is not to bad mouth UDC's journalism department but just to build awareness about the little tid-bits of issues that we as students encounter when being deprived of opportunities that are not hard to take advantage of (i.e. being responsive to obtain equipment for media students). Im just saying...step your game up!

Friday, January 28, 2011

Let ME At Em': The Seminar

Let ME At Em': The Seminar: "So this is my last semester at UDC, thank God and I have to take this communicative arts seminar course. The first thing I said to myself is..."

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Seminar

So this is my last semester at UDC, thank God and I have to take this communicative arts seminar course. The first thing I said to myself is "what the hell is that?" So I asked around and a student that took this course by Professor 'ImNotTellingYou,' said that they played musical chairs the entire semester; typical UDC. So I enrolled because if I have to play musical chairs to exit UDC then bring Drake with you when you come with the chairs because I refuse to stay here another semester!


So I'm enrolled and the web4students system continued to indicate "staff" under the "instructor" column of my detailed schedule which prevented me from knowing who I would be stuck with until April.  I walked in class and there's Professor Vaudville. He doesn't know (shhhhhhh) but I call him this because it's what comes to mind beside an "evergreen story with a twist," everytime I see him. My days in this seminar aren't as bad as I had expected after all--so far, even though I still don't know what this course is completely about. I'm usually not one to go in a situation negative but I've had my share of b.s at UDC and I can pretty much call it like I see it...you know what I mean!


Four Thursdays ago was a new day as I found myself walking into the light as my mind glided off into space when Professor Vaudville was blathering about the differences between television and film and signs and symbols in his extremely energetic voice; but at that moment, the worth of my educational career was revived and brought me back from the bright, dingy light that embraced the ceiling of room B-17. It was Prof. Hanff teaching and I felt that the quality of my dollars were spent right this semester...yeeesss, we finally got what we paid for, someone who's actually going to use their expertise to help us understand our field of choice, outside of "the text book." Even though I've received this quality of education before from Mr. Evergreen and a few others, it's been a long time coming and I'm sure that many of you would agree.  

                                         

Maybe this week when I return to school after the snow storm clears, I will have a more indepth understanding of the course but I do believe it's about rediness when actually entering the field and I love the idea of us leaving with portfolio's because I could definitely use some help in that department. The highlight of the course is that we won't have any quizzes or a midterm, that is a blessing. Although Hanf used to give his students the first 5 or ten minutes to complete a test/quiz open book, I ca appreciate this better.:) So, after all of this typing, I'm trying to tell you that even though I'm (you're probably are blind too:)) oblivious to the nature of communicative arts seminar, we are headed in the directio where we will, at the least, be prepared to enter a career at an entry-level successfully so take advantage of it because this quality of sharing knowledge to help us move forward has gone extinct at UDC!




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About Me:

Well, obviously I'm a senior journalism student at the University of the District of Columbia. I'm very out spoken and love to write for creative purposes. Since attending UDC and focusing on a career in journalism, I no longer want to be a journalist. Public relations has sparked my interest after a semester spent with Prof. Vassell and two semesters spent at NBC. Preferably, I want to breathe fashion in the PR industry. However, if I did have to work in a television station, I would rather work with advertising and promotion--using various softwares to create and edit promos. I'm graduating on May 7th...yeah me!!!! This course is my last chance to touch up my skills and prepare myself for what I've spent my last 8 years doing...being successful!